gin-honeybee:

madmadamemolly:

growlywolf:

choochoomothafucka:

Source

What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

That story. My life is complete.

(Source: zombiemir, via skinnydefencelessstiles)

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

image

I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

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bex-chan:

i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails

like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail

also wings

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toastyhat:

awesomephilia:

Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym

Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.

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mental-ficti0n:

first tattoo/∞

mental-ficti0n:

first tattoo/∞

(Source: naughty-bunnie)

dancesht:

callmewini:

This is so good.
The choreo is superb.

The Light Fainted
Choreographed by Will Loftis

Music: Numb by Oh Land

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all-dem-feels-asdfghjkl:

fitinyourdreams:

Cake or collar bones dry thinning hair??

Pizza or a thigh gap dry peeling skin??
Ice cream or hip bones dull eyes??
Food or a nice body death??

Think before you eat encourage others to throw their lives away by posting your pro-ana shit all over the internet where vulnerable naive teenagers can read and imitate your illness that you don’t even possess. 

this needs more notes

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mad-man-with-an-impala:

Ladies and gentlemen; they’ve saved the world. Twice.

(Source: winchesterstyles, via lilzv)

chandra75:

“@StalkingReedus: Daryl Dixon: “Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.” http://twitter.com/StalkingReedus/status/330673623645958147/photo/1”

chandra75:

“@StalkingReedus: Daryl Dixon: “Shoot me again? You best pray I’m dead.” http://twitter.com/StalkingReedus/status/330673623645958147/photo/1”

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